- [Spiffy] Robert Rodriguez' "Red Sonja" is now set for 2009, and to star Rose McGowan. Here is two awesome movie posters for it that will almost make you forget Brigitte Nielsen's 1985 suckfest
- [Stupid] Amy Adams engaged. In other news, CNN chooses ridiculous, do not want, photo of Amy Adams to pair with article
- [Obvious] Persistent and nerdy "Doctor Who" fans plague production of Hamlet starring David Tennant, seeking his autograph. Co-star Patrick Stewart seen sulking in his ready room petulantly sipping tea, Earl Grey, hot
- [Amusing] Naked ladies, rabbits, basketballs and a big, shiny blue heart are all on display. Sounds like a typical day on Fark
- [Cool] MTV taps British comic Russell Brand to host video music awards. America -- prepare to be smitten
- [Obvious] You may have issues if your own publicist quits and calls you an "impossible person". We're looking at you, Heather Mills
- [Dumbass] Production of Sweeney Todd is so realistic, anxious neighbour calls police, who send four squad cars to the play's opening night
- [Obvious] New "Doctor Who" show-runner clears up long-running geek debate in ten words: "Yes. Debate over. It's good to fix those things quickly." So pull that kid from behind the sofa next year
- [Obvious] Because there were so many questions not answered by I & II: "Harold & Kumar III"
- [Video] The 11 most uncomfortable dance movie scenes evah (2 pages of video links)
- [Followup] After beating "Spider-Man 3"'s record for biggest opening weekend take, "The Dark Knight" beats "Spider-Man 2"'s record for fastest film to hit $200 million - by three days. Suck it, Webhead
- [Cool] John Waters to write sequel for "Hairspray 2" and reunites as much of the cast as possible. Meanwhile, true Waters fans are anxiously waiting for "Pink Flamingo 2: Chewin' George Lucas' Chocolate"
- [Followup] Madame Tussauds has captured Tyra Banks in wax in a skinny version and a full figured version. Tussauds NYC wanted the 'remember when' look. D.C. opted to keep it real
- [Stupid] Britney Spears to perform at the upcoming Video Music Awards, promises not to take so many Ambien and memorize all her lipsynching this time
- [Sappy] Drew Barrymore is still in love with her ex. No, not that one. Or that one. And hell no, it isn't Tom Green
- [Sad] After trying his hand at porno, online autographed t-shirts and reality shows, "Saved By The Bell" Screech now set to release tell-all bio, in one man's shameless bid at avoiding actual employment of any forms
- [Scary] A closer look at our robot foes in "Terminator 4"
- [Amusing] "Tropic Thunder" co-star Brandon T. Jackson hails Robert Downey Jr.'s portrayal of an African-American: "He, like, became a black man.To be honest, he played a black dude better than anybody I've seen."
- [Amusing] Oh so that's what Jessica Alba's husband does. I thought he was just the luckiest dude ever
- [Silly] First look at new USS Enterprise NCC-1701 design, in cool toy form
- [Followup] Jessica Simpson sex tape rumors are not true. There is no god
- [Cool] Brooke Hogan offered a chance to pose for Playboy. Singing and acting weren't working, so the next logical step is porn
- [Cool] Passionate Spider-Men, Storm Troopers, Harry Potters and other pop-culture fanatics arrive in San Diego for their annual pilgrimage to Comic-Con
- [Amusing] In a shocking turn of events, Gaahl, the frontman for Norwegian black metal band Gorgoroth recently came out of the closest with a modeling agent and launched a women's clothing line. not that there is anything wrong with that
- [Followup] Upset that inflation is ruining his name brand, 50 Cent sues 79 Cent, 89 Cent and 99 Cent
- [Sad] News breaks that Britney Spears' mom Lynne hit a 12-year-old with her car 30 years ago and killed him. Actually, this explains a LOT
- [Interesting] It may be over for Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend. Only question now is who gets the Subaru and how to split up the softball equipment
- [Interesting] The 70s was the decade of classic/arena rock, the 80s the decade of hair metal/synth pop and the 90s the decade of grunge/alternative rock. So how shall we categorize this current decade of near-complete suckage?
- [Amusing] TV actor Balthazar Getty is shocked ... SHOCKED ... that paparazzi took photos of his affair with Sienna Miller. In related news, who names their kid BALTHAZAR?
- [Florida] Hulk Hogan "disgraced" that his wife is now dating a 19-year old boy, says his life is "total insanity." Not like he's asking for it or anything
- [Asinine] ♪ Bottle of red, bottle of white, let me pour beer on your head instead. ♪ And then it gets weird at the last Billy Joel concert at Shea
- [Interesting] Ethan Hawke becomes a dad for the third time. That's one more than the number of half-decent films he's made
- [Dumbass] "X-Files" star David Duchovny claims to have seen a UFO. But he was "having a hard time then, you know, life" so he could just have easily been drunk
- [Followup] The Christian Bale "assault" on his mom and sister? He just yelled at them after his sister asked him for $200 grand to "help raise her children" and he turned her down. The heartless bastard
- [Stupid] Dammit, Janet, Hollywood's out of ideas
- [Amusing] The headline you never thought you would see: "Boll movie well received at art center"
- [Cool] Writer/director Charlie Kaufman's new FX-laden film starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as beleaguered writer/director to be released in late 2008
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