- [Interesting] Cate Blanchett reveals that the secret to a happy marriage is spooning. Subby would quite happily spoon Cate, but only if the forking was good
- [Dumbass] According to the creator of "Heroes", the cause of this season's problems is you
- [Interesting] You won't catch Jennifer Aniston dancing with the devil but she does like to play a little poker now and again
- [Cool] Two ways Guy Ritchie is different than Heather Mills: He is walking away without asking for money
- [Unlikely] Rosie O'Donnell thinks Tina Fey deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, since her Palin impression got Obama elected. She also thinks Keebler should get the Chemistry Prize for its delicious E.L. Fudges
- [Amusing] Transcript of Web chat with actor, and now best-selling author, Artie Lange. Oddly, he leaves halfway through to order pizza and case of beer
- [Followup] Turns out Winona Ryder was hospitalized in the UK because she overdosed on Xanax on the flight over. Maybe because the in-flight movie was one of hers
- [Dumbass] Megan Fox, known for her amazing hotness and weak acting skills, is planning on putting the final nail in the coffin of her career
- [Amusing] Pam Anderson asks Barack Obama to castrate child molesters and legalize marijuana
- [Obvious] Brad Pitt says dating Angelina Jolie was great training for becoming a dad
- [Obvious] Winona Ryder overdoses on plane. Authorities refused to speculate where she got enough plane to overdose on
- [Obvious] Ben Affleck tries to draw attention to the plight of people in the Congo, by visiting the violence-plagued area. The only problem is that no one is paying attention to Ben Affleck, so no one will know
- [Silly] Boycott of Sundance Film Festival urged as response to passage of California's Prop 8. Because apparently it was all Utah's fault
- [Silly] The 10 most disastrous Saturday morning cartoon adaptations
- [Interesting] Arab Sheikh buys Kylie Minogue for the bargain price of of $2M
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